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Eureka! I’ve revolutionised my filing system!
I had a problem, but I’ve finally worked it out.

Oh my god! He’s worked it out!

My mind’s clear, I’m less tired and I’m more productive.
My family and friends have noticed a change in me.

Oh my god! He’s worked it out!

I knew something was bothering me,
Like an itch or a persistent flea,
But now I’ve squashed it,
Yes, I think I’ve killed it.
Now I’m happy and so care free,
Sit down, have a nice cup of tea,
Because I think I’ve worked it out
Oh my god! He’s worked it out!

Eureka! I’ve started making my own bread now.
Live on a farm with a goat and my bastard wife.

I want to cut my hair, I want to change my name,
And start a fire in the staff car park.

I knew something was bothering me,
Like an itch or a persistent flea,
But now I’ve squashed it,
Yes, I think I’ve killed it.
Now I’m happy and so care free,
Sit down, have a nice cup of tea,
Because I think I’ve worked it out
Oh my god! He’s worked it out!

I’ve worked it out!
(He’s worked it out)
And I’m never ever gonna feel sad again.
I’ve filled the void!
(He’s worked it out)
And I’m never going to look into that again.
My five year plan, my five year plan,
My self help book and my sleeping pills.
In five years time, I see myself
As another little piggy looking back again.
Another little pig who needs a damn good whack again.

I knew something was bothering me,
Like an itch of a persistent flea,
But now I’ve squashed it,
Yes, I think I’ve killed it.
Now I’m happy and so care free,
Sit down, have a nice cup of tea,
Because I think I’ve worked it out
Oh my god! He’s worked it out!

Eureka!

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from We Never Should Have Come Here, released September 20, 2023

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Multi-instrumental-ising, loop pedal driving duo based in Manchester.

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